Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
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it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
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Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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