on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
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Church boner. Awkwardddd
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
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I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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