Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
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Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
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Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
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