Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
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making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
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I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
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I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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