She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
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time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
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I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
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