it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
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I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
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I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
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