I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
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i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
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I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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