you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
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Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
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The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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