I heard we made out
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
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you inspire me to be a worse person
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
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I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
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