Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
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Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
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Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
Help. Why am I so naked?
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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