I CAN MOONWALK!
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
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I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
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Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
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