So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
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She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
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i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
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