How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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