Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
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we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize