Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
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so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
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I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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