You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
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i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
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6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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