I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
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you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
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he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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