White coat. Heels.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
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yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
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Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
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