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Banned from zoo.

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Again?

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(240): Banned from zoo. (301): Again? http://tfl.nu/bv0w

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(314): View more from Missouri

Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.

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(314): Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy. http://tfl.nu/gwon

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(281): View more from Texas

Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him

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college has opened so many doors for you

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(281): Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him (1-281): college has opened so many doors for you http://tfl.nu/e6am

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(302): View more from Delaware

Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...

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(302): Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me... http://tfl.nu/1vvy

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My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.

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(920): My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas. http://tfl.nu/6lzb

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He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.

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(703): He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days. http://tfl.nu/iucs

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(858): View more from California

the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.

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(858): the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus. http://tfl.nu/isnl

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When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"

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(856): When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one" http://tfl.nu/6em2

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Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.

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(914): Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen. http://tfl.nu/bjsq

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Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets

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(267): Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets http://tfl.nu/behk

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The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...

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(937): The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night... http://tfl.nu/fmz0

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Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.

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(310): Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes. http://tfl.nu/zngo

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I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that

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(870): I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that http://tfl.nu/cuww

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I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.

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(318): I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna. http://tfl.nu/hik5

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Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!

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(775): Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii! http://tfl.nu/sf3q

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