Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
i barfeds in our rink
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
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Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
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Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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