I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
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Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
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I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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