You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Randomize