covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
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he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
You're like the curious george of whores
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
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Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
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