i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
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i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
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Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Randomize