I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
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dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
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How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
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