how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
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I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
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I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
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