hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
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She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
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Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
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