Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
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I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
The chlamydia really affected his face.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
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I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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