Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
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I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
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On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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