im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
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No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
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I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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