Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
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LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
The air was thick with penises
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But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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