She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
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Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
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thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
i black out too much to be "responsible"
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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