Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
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Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
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I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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