I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
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Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
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dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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