nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
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When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
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Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
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