is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
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just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
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This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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