he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
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i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
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We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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