I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
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MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
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I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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