Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
she was so not down for the gang bang
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
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I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
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I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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