I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
Its about making memories worth repressing
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
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It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
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New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
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