It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Hello Stephanie, you need to come pick me up at Par Blvrd correctional facility and bring $750-$1000 for bail. I just got a DUI. Thank you.
What!?!?! How are you txting?!
Because this is Officer Reynolds, and I just arrested your boyfriend.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
You're earring is so big in my mouth
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no you cant smoke seaweed
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
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Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
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