she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
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I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
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It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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