Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
he told me I talked like a deaf person
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
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Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
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Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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