I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
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He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
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After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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