idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
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I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
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I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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