I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
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She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
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female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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