it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
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He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
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In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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