i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
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Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
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Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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