This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
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The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
you inspire me to be a worse person
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
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I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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