Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
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was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
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fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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