We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
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she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
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This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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