Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
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I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
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I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
i out mim tonsoeep
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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